Remember a few years ago when I wrote about Halloween costumes that take the slut factor up a notch? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for women dressing any way they like, any day of the year, including Halloween. And I'm trying to use "slut" in descriptive way, not a derogatory one. Like Cady Heron says, "In girl world, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it."
But let's be real, some of the costumes offered this year are totally out of control!
There are new options for sexy food.
carrot, pizza, fortune cookie, Twizzlers, Ring Pop
You can pick a variety of costumes from the McDonalds line.
hamburger, Ronald, fries, Hamburglar, Coke
You can dress up as your favorite ridiculous pop star.
Gaga, Miley, and three kinds of Katy
If you're around my age, you can be something from our childhood!
Mr(s). Peanut, Gumby, Cabbage Patch Kid, Waldo, Sock Money
Or you can choose a character your kids are into and make it sexy, which is kinda creepy.
Buzz Lightyear, Minion, Cat in the Hat, Powerpuff Girl, Mickey Mouse
And there are a wide variety of sea creatures available.
jellyfish, lobster, shark, clown fish, dolphin
But you know what? I don't hate all of it.
Although I'm sparing you the super slutty costumes, there are quite a few this year that I really love.
Ginger, Baby, Sporty (check out those abs!), Scary, Posh
Characters from Tim Burton movies!
Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Sally
Pink Ladies from Grease!
Good Sandy, Rizzo, Frenchie, Bad Sandy
Characters from favorite '80s movies, TV shows and video games!
Pretty Woman, Ghostbusters, Jem, Zelda, Rainbow Brite
And these are the ones I'd definitely buy...if I had the body.
Day of the Dead doll, Rockford Peach, Ringleader, Litchfield inmate, Skeleton
Oh Yandy, you entertain me for hours.
Did I give you any costume ideas?